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  • 21 Apr
    20:15 pm
    Pro Tips

    mandyg:

    thatwhitebitch:

    Esquire calls this “Funny Facts About Women” but I call it “Get your notebook, I ain’t playin’.”

    My faves:

    • “No. 10: Anything but roses. Think about it. We’ve mentioned our favorite flower more than once. If you can’t remember, go with a lily. —Rhiannon Falzone, 25, Chicago”

    • This one is too real to handle: “No. 129: When we walk into a room we notice which women you’d sleep with before you do. —Rachael Candee, 24, Iowa City, Iowa”
    • And the ultimate Pro Tip:  “No. 208: S-l-o-o-o-w d-o-o-o-w-n-n-n. —Melinda Meggyesy, 31, Seattle“ 

    Also: “9 shallow, 1 deep.”  Google it.

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